Wit and Wisdom, week of March 6

Here is this week's wit and wisdom, a collection of cute or funny things Maggie has said over the past week. New words are in italics.

• "We're an ant family! Let's celebrate food!"
• "Mommy, do you want to know what I dreamed last night? I dreamed I was a chocolate bar. I was a chocolate bar growing in a garden, and somebody picked me and ate me!"
• "I need to go home because my wife needs me for tea."
• Whenever she eats nuts, she likes to pretend she's a bird since she learned once that birds eat nuts and seeds. She was eating some mixed nuts this week and pretending she was pecking them with her mouth/beak when suddenly she announced, "Birds eat with their peckers!"
• "Let's have everything we do all day be a secret and not tell Daddy."
  
  
• We had the following conversation in the car on Tuesday:
  Mag: "Mommy, I have three watches. Do you have three watches?"
  me: "No, I only have one. I think Daddy has three but he doesn't wear them all."
  Mag: "When I'm a grownup, I'm going to wear all three of mine."
  me: "All at once, or one at a time?"
  Mag: "Well, I'll wear my Ariel watch at breakfast, and my kitty watch at lunch, and my water watch at dinner."
  me: "That sounds like a good plan."
  Mag: "Or maybe I'll wear my water watch on my right hand [she raises right hand in the air] and the other two on my left hand [raises left hand]. Because the Ariel and kitty watches are girl watches and the water watch is a boy watch."
  me: "Why does that matter?"
  Mag: "Because my right side is my boy side, and my left side is my girl side."