Wit & Wisdom, week of May 8

Here is this week's wit and wisdom. New or newish words are in italics.

• "Mommy, you always say 'Just a minute.' It's time for you to say, 'OK sweetie, I'm coming right now!'"
• "I think these are maybe the constructions." (she meant instructions)
• "Daddy, can you wipe that sour cream off your face?" (he was shaving ...)
• "I'm going to try to write 'Lumiere' [from Beauty & the Beast]. Perhaps I already know how to write it!" (FYI, she spelled it Loomeeer.)
• "I'm really hypered up from eating that cupcake!"
• singing: "I'm a very fine, silly Turkey ..."
• "Every time I throw something away, I always try not to smell the garbage."