Wit & Wisdom, week of Dec. 5

Here is this week's wit and wisdom. New words are in italics.

• While playing with Jinglers, she put him on Bobby's head and said, "You have a ho-ho hat."
  
• She was playing doctor with Bobby, she being the doctor of course. She needed to give him a shot, and she jabbed her toy shot really hard into his leg. "Owww!" Bobby yelled. "Well it didn't hurt ME," she responded. Sometimes, I think she really believes the world does revolve around her. ;-)
  
• Bobby and I were hugging, and she said, "Let me get in on that!" and came running over to join the hug -- so cute!
  
• She and Bobby were playing Baby Games and he asked her, "Which one of us gets to be the baby?" She answered, "Well, I'm really busy, so you'll just have to deal with the baby."
  
• We were eating, and I got ketchup on my shirt. Maggie screamed, "OH NO, SILLY WILLY! Didn't you realize you did that?"
  
• We have a photo of our friend's daughter Macy on our fridge. Maggie looked at it Wed. night and said, "That little sweet Macy, that darling."
  
• She and Bobby were running around the downstairs, playing tag. He had worked up a sweat, so he turned on the den ceiling fan. Maggie turned it off, and he said, "Not cool, man." She immediately turned to me and said, "Blog that, blog that!"


• "If Daddy dies, would Steven (his boss) be mad at him for not coming to work?"


• "If Daddy gets a provotion, then he would be Steven's boss!"